!!..Truth Or Dare..!!

[Saffroni]

Assalam-u-alaikum Pakistan

After a long time but itna bhi lamba nahi .. m starting ma fav game
Truth Or Dare ....is main kerna sirf itna hai k aapne ya to truth lena hai ya fir dare .. truth leke such bolna hai yeh to batana nahi parega na .....or dare leker jo dare dega woh poori kerni hai ...truth main aik khayaal rekhiay k lihaaz ko malhooz-e-khatir rekha jaiey .....so keep the rules in mind and start now .. m waiting so me starts first ... but us se pehlay ...

w.salam
Pakistan Zindahbaad

Ps: ab shuru kiya jaiey ...Truth or Dare

[thefire1]

Dekhye..... meray favourite member aap kay Chanda Mama hain.... ab aap khudh decide karain, should I still go ahead with your DARE or you want to take time to change your question.... baad main naa bolna kay meray chanda maama ki itni burayiii


mera kia hay, main tou DARE poori karnay kay liye tayyar hoon, 10 nahin 20 burayian likhnay ko tayyar hoon

[thefire1]

Khair ab aap nay @Arosa Hya; DARE dayy hii dee hay tou enjoy.....

Meray iss forum kay sab say fav. member hain, humaray @Chandbhai; chandbhai hain tou waisay TAREEFON kay qaabil, magar kia karain inn ki apni bhaanji nay hii mujhay BURAYII karnay ka kaha hay tay..... firrr mera kia kasoor

yeh rahii inn ki burayiyon ki list.... Enjoy

1. Yeh bohat SWEET hain, ab banday ko itna bhi sweet nahin hona chayeh kay koi 'sweet meat' samajh kar haRap lay

2. Yeh khaanay kay bohat shouqeen hain, aksar pait bhar kar khaana khaanay kay baad upper DIET 7-UP pee laitay hain kay 'heavy khaanay' ki guilt khatam hoo

3. Yeh raat ko bistar per sonay say pehlay 'Candy Crush' khel rahay hotay hain aur uss waqt tak kheltay hain jab tak LIFE khatam naa hojayain

4. Inn peenay aur pilaanay ka bohat shouq hay, khudh peetay hain jam-e-shreen aur aglay ko pilaatay hain 'Ghussa'

5. Yeh apnay mobile main balance honay kay bawajood 'whatsapp' per message kar kay kehtay hain call me

6. Yeh Sehrii karnay kay baad 15 ghantay tak aaraam nosh kartay hain.... taakay roza naa lagay

7. Yeh mehmaan nawaazi kay fun main bohat maahrat rakhtay hain, jab bhi mehmaan ghar aatay hain tou yeh paani paish karnay say pehlay 'wifi ka password' day daitay hain

8. Inn ko sha'air-o-sha'arii say bhi bohat lagayoo hay aur aksar YOUTH per sha'air likhtay hain... inn ki sha'ayeri ka namoona

' Niklay Hum Jo Zamaanay Ki BheeR Main Tou Pata Chala
Kay Har woh YOUTH udaas hay, Jisay kal kam per jana hay'

aik aur shaa'air inn kay nouk-e-qalam say YOUTH ko naseehat daitay huwaay...

Muskuraana tou har laRkii ki Ada
YOUTH jo usay mohabbat samjhay
Sab say baRa ghada hay

9. Urdu kay ilaawa inhoon nay ENGLISH main bhi poetry per maahrat haasil kii hay... inn ka LATEST VERSION mulhaiza farmayay (Baby Bay Yes PAPA) say inspire ho kar likha hay...

Chatting Chatting
Yes Papa
Girl Friend Setting
NO Papa
Telling Lies
No Papa
Open your WhatsApp
Ha ha ha ha

10. Yeh aaj kal SD say gayiib hain, aur yeh hi inn ki sab say burii Burayii numwaayan tour per manzar-e-SD per aayiii hay, I hope he will correct it soon because we all MISS him

Love you @Chandbhai; and missing you as well


































































Disclaimer:
The above post contain coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by the audience with WEAK heart, high blood pressure, heart patients, deibetics, hyper tension and people with HIGH TEMPER

[thefire1]

I DARE again....

[Arosa Hya]

Khair ab aap nay @Arosa Hya; DARE dayy hii dee hay tou enjoy.....

Meray iss forum kay sab say fav. member hain, humaray @Chandbhai; chandbhai hain tou waisay TAREEFON kay qaabil, magar kia karain inn ki apni bhaanji nay hii mujhay BURAYII karnay ka kaha hay tay..... firrr mera kia kasoor

yeh rahii inn ki burayiyon ki list.... Enjoy

1. Yeh bohat SWEET hain, ab banday ko itna bhi sweet nahin hona chayeh kay koi 'sweet meat' samajh kar haRap lay

2. Yeh khaanay kay bohat shouqeen hain, aksar pait bhar kar khaana khaanay kay baad upper DIET 7-UP pee laitay hain kay 'heavy khaanay' ki guilt khatam hoo

3. Yeh raat ko bistar per sonay say pehlay 'Candy Crush' khel rahay hotay hain aur uss waqt tak kheltay hain jab tak LIFE khatam naa hojayain

4. Inn peenay aur pilaanay ka bohat shouq hay, khudh peetay hain jam-e-shreen aur aglay ko pilaatay hain 'Ghussa'

5. Yeh apnay mobile main balance honay kay bawajood 'whatsapp' per message kar kay kehtay hain call me

6. Yeh Sehrii karnay kay baad 15 ghantay tak aaraam nosh kartay hain.... taakay roza naa lagay

7. Yeh mehmaan nawaazi kay fun main bohat maahrat rakhtay hain, jab bhi mehmaan ghar aatay hain tou yeh paani paish karnay say pehlay 'wifi ka password' day daitay hain

8. Inn ko sha'air-o-sha'arii say bhi bohat lagayoo hay aur aksar YOUTH per sha'air likhtay hain... inn ki sha'ayeri ka namoona

' Niklay Hum Jo Zamaanay Ki BheeR Main Tou Pata Chala
Kay Har woh YOUTH udaas hay, Jisay kal kam per jana hay'

aik aur shaa'air inn kay nouk-e-qalam say YOUTH ko naseehat daitay huwaay...

Muskuraana tou har laRkii ki Ada
YOUTH jo usay mohabbat samjhay
Sab say baRa ghada hay

9. Urdu kay ilaawa inhoon nay ENGLISH main bhi poetry per maahrat haasil kii hay... inn ka LATEST VERSION mulhaiza farmayay (Baby Bay Yes PAPA) say inspire ho kar likha hay...

Chatting Chatting
Yes Papa
Girl Friend Setting
NO Papa
Telling Lies
No Papa
Open your WhatsApp
Ha ha ha ha

10. Yeh aaj kal SD say gayiib hain, aur yeh hi inn ki sab say burii Burayii numwaayan tour per manzar-e-SD per aayiii hay, I hope he will correct it soon because we all MISS him

Love you @Chandbhai; and missing you as well


































































Disclaimer:
The above post contain coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by the audience with WEAK heart, high blood pressure, heart patients, deibetics, hyper tension and people with HIGH TEMPER

Hadd e adab !
sareeh ilzam lgate hain hum per........... hum ne sirf dre dia tha apko.......or ap!!!
he was not well but now fine alhamdulillah i hop he would come soon.....
baqi sb kuch to side pe poetry booht maze ki hai ab dekhna apko dant parhwaon gi chanda mamu se.......bachuu phir apko lage ga pta kese likhte hain !

[Arosa Hya]

I DARE again....

Apne abbu k kan mai aisa kia kahain ge k wo sun kr shock ho jayen .........?

[thefire1]

Gustaakhiii maaf

jee jee aap aisa DARE naa daitiin tou main bhi nahin bolna.... jo bolay wohii kundi kholay

ALLAH unhain sehat yaabi ata karay, and we want to see him back fit and fat

Ab dekhain aap kar rahii hain yeh chalaakii.... mujhay kiyon daant pitwayaiin giiin aap ka qusoor hay sab

Jab chanda maamoom daant rahain hongain tou main















































unn kay munn per haath rakh kar bolooon gaa..... Chanda mammu itna ghussa thiik nahin...

Hadd e adab !
sareeh ilzam lgate hain hum per........... hum ne sirf dre dia tha apko.......or ap!!!
he was not well but now fine alhamdulillah i hop he would come soon.....
baqi sb kuch to side pe poetry booht maze ki hai ab dekhna apko dant parhwaon gi chanda mamu se.......bachuu phir apko lage ga pta kese likhte hain !

[thefire1]

Abbu aap ko dadaagiri ka bohat shouq tha naa...
















































































aap DADA bannay waalay hain

Apne abbu k kan mai aisa kia kahain ge k wo sun kr shock ho jayen .........?

[Arosa Hya]

Gustaakhiii maaf

jee jee aap aisa DARE naa daitiin tou main bhi nahin bolna.... jo bolay wohii kundi kholay

ALLAH unhain sehat yaabi ata karay, and we want to see him back fit and fat

Ab dekhain aap kar rahii hain yeh chalaakii.... mujhay kiyon daant pitwayaiin giiin aap ka qusoor hay sab

Jab chanda maamoom daant rahain hongain tou main















































unn kay munn per haath rakh kar bolooon gaa..... Chanda mammu itna ghussa thiik nahin...

avayen mera qasoor ........
or apki itni jurrat mere chanda mamu k moun pper hath rakhne ki jasarat krain!!
dant to apko parhwani hi hai mai ne jo mrzi kr ln!

[Arosa Hya]

Abbu aap ko dadaagiri ka bohat shouq tha naa...
















































































aap DADA bannay waalay hain

ALLAH ki panah !

: P

[thefire1]

Abhi aap nay meri himmat dekhii hii kahan hay



























































haath munn per rakhna tou bohat mamooli baat hay main tou unn ko jakaR loon


























































ab galay milnay kay liye JakaRna tou paRay ga hii na

avayen mera qasoor ........
or apki itni jurrat mere chanda mamu k moun pper hath rakhne ki jasarat krain!!
dant to apko parhwani hi hai mai ne jo mrzi kr ln!