Santa ghar aaya toh uss ki kamar sai khoon nikal raha tha.

Banta:yai tumharai kamar sai khoon kyun...nikal raha hai.

Santa:mein bus ki jis seat main batha thauss mai keel tha.

Banta:tum kisi sai seat kyun nahin badlikiya.

Santa: tum jasa sardaroo ki wajah sai hamarey upar joke bantey hain. Bus main koi aur nahin tha main seat kis sai badli karta...