Celebrity of the week : Dr.Loving Dhakan Irfan

[Saffroni]

tum ko ullo ki akhne lagao kiya mai

tano baji kabhi sochna to k yeh jo itta lamba mota sa kaala chashma lagaya hai to konsi wali ankhain chupanay k liay lagaya hai






































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[LoViNg IrFaN]

u logon ka ilaaj kertay ho u ka ilaaj kon kerta hai

kisi achi nurse se



nurse in ko "Tain tain chup" injection lagado bht zaban chalti hain in ki

beta shart hoja
ulta injection na laga do u ko dr dhakan

nurse
in ko dora aya hai
moti wali nurses ko bulwa kar k pakar kr rakho in ko..... dusre marizon k lye khatra hain ye

Dr. Iffi jee me yeh janna chahon ga k app beemar hon to apnay liye konsay dr. ko Consult karain gai

ye hum upar bta chuke hain

wo hakeem ke pass jaye gai
dr`s per inhey aitebar nahi hai

kis ne kaha?
aap jese na hon to dr's pe hi eitbar hai

[LoViNg IrFaN]

aaaaaa hahaha dhakan

nurse
is ko 420 voltss k shocks lagado bechari pagal hai kafi arse se

Welcome Dr D
Hope apke sangat main reh kar yaha saare member apne pocket money se hath dho hi lengy
chalo kher koi gal nahi aisa tu hota hai aise kamo main

thx

g bilkul .... mene observe karlya hai aap ko b bukhar hai
nurse
in ko behoshi k injections lagado ... aur bill pe sign karwalo in se in ki tabeat b theek nhi

Welcome Dr. torr Phorr ..

Aap me ko yeh bataiyee k aap ittay zyaada walay mashoor Doctor hain .. tou aap ko yeh bansuriii bajaney ka waqt kaisey mil jata hai ..

thx... btw aap kya turwana chahengen

mashoor k sath sath bht aqalmand b hain hum .... jb patients ko gehri neend ajati hai to un ki neend aur pakki karne k lye bansuri bajane lag jata hun aur rafuu chakkar hojata hun... is se ye hota hai k dusre ilaaj k sath sath sbha apne sar dard k ilaaj b kar arhe hote hain aur reception ki shaan b barha rhe hote hain

ab becharey log aqal k lie balon se he mehroom hojayen

ye lo rakho apni fees...


ghareeb awam ko lootna bhi koi Dr Iffi se seekhey

kuch pane k lye baal to khone parenge





aap ka BP high ho rha hai aur ye aap ki nannhi sehat k lye khatra hai

nurse

jaldi se in ko pakro aur "BP THALLAYHOJA" injection lagaden.... aur han is injection k naye rates likhna bill main abhi abhi hi barhe hain

Welcome Celeberity Of the Week

thx


sheedan meedan aap ko konsa operation karwana hai btain

questions kaha hain?

ohh aap




mene kuch nhi kya mene kuch kya






aap ko jo b masla hain bataden hum aap ka discounted rates main ilaaj kardenge

[LoViNg IrFaN]

yeh khud bansuri nahi baja rahay

yeh to in k patient hain inki jab inhonay fees bataie to beecharay " bhens k agay been baja rahay hain

mere hospital main jasusi








guards



pakar k in ko tabailay main dal do bhenson k sath wahan apna shouk pura karen un k agay been baja k

jo garajtey hain woh barastey nahi

paisey ...itney to embroidery walay stitches bhi banwanay main nahi lagtey

khali bharam.... pateela khali ....wale nhi hain hum


main aap ka tailor nhi hun... dene hain to araam se deden hamare paas aur b tareeqay bht hain

tum ko ullo ki akhne lagao kiya mai

ohhh


yahan to deemagh main b locha hai

aap ko hum apne Hospital main admit kar rhe hain... aap ka deemagh khali khullam hochuka hai is lye aap ka khali deemagh nikal k us main bhens ka deemagh fix kya jayega umeed hai kafi behtary hojayegi

WALAKUM ASSALAM

aha ajao potey

meri fees muaf na

ohh dadi ayen



dadi aap mazay mzay k khanay bna k bhijwadya karna to hum aap ka muft main ilaaj kardya karenge

aakhir aisey hi to na u ko dhakan kaha humney


wesey jab u chashma utaartey ho to ...jinko u se operation kerwanay ka iradah hota hai unka to bhoot hi uter jata hoga .haina

apna khitaab humay de kar itna khush howing



jese hi un ka bhoot utarta hai hum un ko jaldi se socks sungha kar behosh kardete hain aur us k operation.... us k bad un ki qismat

Dr. sahab aap se appointment lena hai






















naz k liye

itne khatarnaak marizon k lye hamare paas special JHATKA WARDS hain aap bhej den apne patient ko

u ka gaiey bhenson k dr ho ..yeh injection to eid per jo dr ata haina hamaray janwaroon ko dekhney us k pass dekha hai

aap humen apna dr kahing par hum ne to aap ka ilaaj kya b nhi


aap eid pe injection kyun lagwaten hain

[Mr. Bean]

Dr. Sahab .... Dr. Sahab .... Dr. Sahab ...

[Mr. Bean]

ye hum upar bta chuke hain

hamain alag say dubara batayen uper janay ka mood nahi hamara

[Saffroni]

aapko shayad maloom nahi k yeh Dr.Dhakan hain in k ilaaj se ager koi uper na jaiey to inki fees se zuroor uper chala jata hai

[Saffroni]

mere hospital main jasusi








guards



pakar k in ko tabailay main dal do bhenson k sath wahan apna shouk pura karen un k agay been baja k

khali bharam.... pateela khali ....wale nhi hain hum


main aap ka tailor nhi hun... dene hain to araam se deden hamare paas aur b tareeqay bht hain

ohhh


yahan to deemagh main b locha hai

aap ko hum apne Hospital main admit kar rhe hain... aap ka deemagh khali khullam hochuka hai is lye aap ka khali deemagh nikal k us main bhens ka deemagh fix kya jayega umeed hai kafi behtary hojayegi

ohh dadi ayen



dadi aap mazay mzay k khanay bna k bhijwadya karna to hum aap ka muft main ilaaj kardya karenge

apna khitaab humay de kar itna khush howing



jese hi un ka bhoot utarta hai hum un ko jaldi se socks sungha kar behosh kardete hain aur us k operation.... us k bad un ki qismat


itne khatarnaak marizon k lye hamare paas special JHATKA WARDS hain aap bhej den apne patient ko

aap humen apna dr kahing par hum ne to aap ka ilaaj kya b nhi


aap eid pe injection kyun lagwaten hain

pagla gaya hao oye


dr.sahab ..aap khud bhi araam kiya kijiay ..yeh aapki aur mareezoon ki sehat k liay bahout faidah mund hoga

[Saffroni]

wesey me u ko kia bhens lagti hoon ...tabeley main bhej kisey rahay ho u dhakanay

lagta hai u ki amdani wahan se ziydah hoti hai isliay u k ser per wohi sawaar rehta hai " tabaila "

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Dr. Sahab .... Dr. Sahab .... Dr. Sahab ...

kya hai

hamain alag say dubara batayen uper janay ka mood nahi hamara

hamara btane ka mood nhi

pagla gaya hao oye


dr.sahab ..aap khud bhi araam kiya kijiay ..yeh aapki aur mareezoon ki sehat k liay bahout faidah mund hoga

u jese deemagh k hilay hwe mareez jb tk ate rahenge araam kahan

wesey me u ko kia bhens lagti hoon ...tabeley main bhej kisey rahay ho u dhakanay

lagta hai u ki amdani wahan se ziydah hoti hai isliay u k ser per wohi sawaar rehta hai " tabaila "

mene socha u ko bara shouq hai to kyun na practically bhenson k agay been bajane ka mouqa faraham kya jaye