How to identify cities of our country??
City 1:
Two personz are fighting and a third person comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.You are in Karachi
City 2:
Two personz are fighting and a third person comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.That's Lahore
City 3:
Two personz are fighting and a third person comes along, sees them and walks On.That's Islamabad
City4:
Two personz are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quickly opens a chai-stallThat's Pishawar.
City5:
Two personz are fighting and a third person comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.That's Multan
City6:
Two personz are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A person comes along and Quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.That's Faisalabad.
City7:
Two personz are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB.
City8:
Two personz fighting. two different political parties people gather there and start fight, close all shops in the vicinity and tell the media coverage that those personz belongs to their parties and try to relate the fight with current government / minister in charge and demand resignation of the minister.This is definitely Quetta