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  1. 08-03-2011, 10:32 AM #1
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    BAAT MAIN BAAT.

    Wife to husband: Kaan khol ker sunlo.
    Shohar: Haan sun raha huin.
    Wife: Kamaal hai tum meri baat is kaan
    se sun ker doosre kaan se nikal dete ho.
    Bare wo ho.

    Husband: Aur tum dono (both) kaanon
    se sun ker mooh (mouth) se nikal deti ho.
    *****
    Dus Nahin Bees.

    Santoo ki bibi ka upper hote fat gaya
    tha. doctor bola 10 rupee lagenge
    seena parega.
    Santoo bola ki gal nahin 20 rupee
    lelo aur both lips see do. Itna keh
    OT ke baaher aagaya.
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    Default Re: Baat Main Baat, Dus nahin Bees. .? Guess?

    hehehe nice ji
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    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا
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    Hahhahaaa





    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا
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