BAAT MAIN BAAT.

Wife to husband: Kaan khol ker sunlo.
Shohar: Haan sun raha huin.
Wife: Kamaal hai tum meri baat is kaan
se sun ker doosre kaan se nikal dete ho.
Bare wo ho.

Husband: Aur tum dono (both) kaanon
se sun ker mooh (mouth) se nikal deti ho.
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Dus Nahin Bees.

Santoo ki bibi ka upper hote fat gaya
tha. doctor bola 10 rupee lagenge
seena parega.
Santoo bola ki gal nahin 20 rupee
lelo aur both lips see do. Itna keh
OT ke baaher aagaya.