Wife: "Aji suntay ho, paros walay Ahmad sb ki beti ko maths mein 99 marks milay hain."
Husband: "Aray wah! per 1 mark kahan gaya?"
Wife: " wo hamara beta lay aaya hay."
Wife: "Aji suntay ho, paros walay Ahmad sb ki beti ko maths mein 99 marks milay hain."
Husband: "Aray wah! per 1 mark kahan gaya?"
Wife: " wo hamara beta lay aaya hay."
There is no good or evil,there is only power and those
too weak to seek it!!
Police wale ne car wale ko roka aur kaha.."ye road safety ka week hai,aap belt pehan ker car chala rhe ho...aapko 1000 Rs ka inaam dia jata hai...AAp is inaam ka kia kero ge????"
Car Driver..."Main is inaam se apna driving licence bunwaunga"
Pichli sear per baithi uski Maa boli"Iski baat ka yakeen mat kero ye sharab pi ker khuch bhi bolta hai"...
uske Papa neend se jage aur Police ko dekh k bole"Mujhe pta tha k Chouri ki car mein hum ziada dour nhi ja payenge"....
Tabhi Dikki se awaz aye"Bhai hum ne BORDER cross ker lia".....?
There is no good or evil,there is only power and those
too weak to seek it!!
hahaha...
aya ta msg mei.. nice hai
aya ta msg mei.. nice hai
A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.