Jokes Competition April 2011

[naz]

Is Bar APp ko "Parosi / Neighbour" Per Jokes Share Karne Hain.


Rules :


1 ... Aik member aik he bar Share Karsakta hai.
2 ... Aik jaisa mat share kijeye ga.
3 ... Comp ki last Date 21 April hai.

[Nida_Ali_Nido]

ye competition k topic kesy badla

any way me aa gaye

here is one from my side
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Parosi:Yar tery ghar se hamesha hasny ki awaz ati hai,is khushi k raaz kia hai akhir?

Husband:Meri BV mujhey jotey marti hai lag jaye to wo hansti hai,na lagy to men hansta hon

[DaNgErOuS tEaRs]

Eik Sahab apne parosi k ghar phonche or Kaha k AAp k bache ne pathhar maar kr meri khirki ka sheesha tor diya hai

Parosi: Are aap us ki Harkaton ka Bura Na Manaye wo to pagal hai

Admi: To Phir Apne Makan k Sheeshq Q nahi Torta??

Parosi: Ab wo Itna b Pagal nahi hai

[DexteR]

Ek Sahab apne parosi k ghar gaye aur bole apke betay ney pathar maar k meri khirki ka sheesha tor dia hai..

Parosi: aap uski harkaton ka bura na manain woh to pagal hai.

Aadmi: Pagal hai to apnay ghar k sheeshay kyun nahi torta?

Parosi: Abb itna bhi pagal nahi hai

[FaZii KhaN]

Padosi: Yaar Tere Ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki awaz aati hai
Khushi ka Raaz kya hai ?

Husband: Meri Biwi mujhe Jooti Martii hai
Lag jaye tu wo hastii hai na lagyy tu main hasta ho

[Arl-laM]

aray yeh kya ho raha hai sab he ik dojay ka joke chura rahay hain

[Sadaf Gondal]

Son:
Parosi Ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati

Father:
Tumhe Kese Pata?

Son:
Mene Kaha
“Give Me A Sweet Kiss”

Usne 2 Thappar Mar Die

[Nida_Ali_Nido]

Ye kia ho raha hai idhar

sub copy kyon kering aik dosry k jokes oper read to len k kisi ne share to nahi kia va pehly

[naz]

jin ho ne aik dosre ke jokes share kiye hian agr wo khud change krle gia tu thek...werna hum kisi ko ab pm karke nahi bataye gai

[naz]